Monday, 27 July 2009
Ythe phoenix in polka dots with her jacksonY
Slipped and Fall!
I had a bad fall earlier in the morning. It happened after my shower. I was only clad in my towel, holding my dirty laundry and as I was walking out of my mum’s room, I slipped on the slippery newly-mopped floor sideway, like a goalkeeper, with my left high cheek bone hitting the marble floor first. That’s where a shooting star started to appear, coming right out from the left to the right side of my head. Like my brains shaking from side to side vigorously. After that, I screamed to my hearts content until my mum freaked out. I think my neighbours could hear it too. After that it went alright, like nothing happened. I guess I’m easily immune to pain even if I’ve suffered a concussion from it.
I’m fine being a goalie for street or beach soccer but to be in a goalie’s position while you’re falling down isn’t cool at all because there’s nothing that you can catch except seeing yourself in a pathetic state falling down. I can’t even catch my boobs for goodness sake. How about guys? If they fall, do they even have time to catch their balls? Haha!
You know…I thought I’ll suffer from brain haemorrhage or how I wished I ended up like the super intelligent mental person like Devin Townsend. But nah, that doesn’t happen at all because I still can’t manage to score high for Bejeweled Blitz. Great.
signing off on... 7/27/2009 08:06:00 pm